WINGED SQUATTARS

Quick disclaimer: there are some issues with the web-build (lighting settings are being blitzed + controllers not being detected) so we've disabled that for now. The Windows build? Works fine, runs smooth, the poles be squattin' (more platforms soon!)

Cast your minds back into the annals of  Kolvaskayan history... (perhaps you're familiar with their most recent misadventure?

Our favourite squatters Yuri and Sergei's are the latest in a long line of heroes. Who were their ancestors? From whom have they descended, these ineffable slavic gents that vent anger in games of squat and drink?

* engage time travel *

Centuries ago, in the kingdom of Kolvaskaya-yaya, the WINGED SQUATTARS roamed the land, an order of knights upholding the rules of chivalry and  demonstrating incredible feats of squat-back horsemanship.

Ah, but times are peaceful and what better way to keep your lances sharp and pointy but to horse around and engage in MOCK BATTLE...welcome to the Honourable Tournament of Squat and Joust!

Keep your balance, aim your lance, and try to knock your opponent to the ground. But watch out! The more you win, the more you've got to drink, the hard it is to keep things under control. 

Much like many hundreds of years into the future, go forth and ram into your opponents (or get your aim on  and SOCK 'EM IN THE FACE WITH YOUR LANCE👊) to knock them off their horse.

There it is! Please enjoy, maybe leave a comment (we'd love to hear your feedback!).

Brought to you by Clockwork Kraken, proudly masquerading this TOJam 2025: We're All Gettin' Out Alive! as 'KLUNKWERK KRANKUS'.

Controls:

• Controller:
  • left-stick:  balance
  • right-stick: aim the lance
  • right-trigger:  gallop (right)
  • left-trigger:  gallop (left)
  • start: start rounds

. . : Credits : . .

• Alex Zaranek (@AquaKrunk)
• Oscar Zaranek (@OmegaOzone)
• Sean Wikant  
• Zeeshan Rana (@Zaeche_)
• Adam Bysice (@Abysice)
• Abdullahi Sheikh

MUSIC from YouTube:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnRVlljIKYg